1. Jerry Seinfeld – $1.4 Billion


Jerry Seinfeld isn’t just a “Soup Nazi” slayer—he’s the KING of cashing rerun checks! While most actors beg for Oscars, this sitcom legend turned Seinfeld’s “nothing” into EVERYTHING, banking a mind-blowing $1.4 billion net worth. Syndication deals alone shovel $100M+ into his vault yearly. Remember Elaine’s dance? That’s Jerry laughing all the way to a Swiss bank account.

But wait—the man hates cereal milk! Instead, he sips vintage Porsche fumes (he owns 150+ cars) and polishes his Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee paycheck. His latest flex? Dropping $15M on a Tesla Roadster…just to park it next to his Bugatti Veyron. Priorities, people!

2. Tyler Perry – $1.1 Billion


Tyler Perry didn’t just break Hollywood’s rules—he BURNED THEM. The Madea mogul built a $1.1B empire by OWNING his content. While studios gatekept, Perry bought a 330-acre Atlanta studio lot. His secret? Cranking out plays-turned-filkshake franchises that bring ALL the money to the yard.

Private jets? He’s got TWO. Mansions? Try a $100M Beverly Hills spread with 12 bathrooms. But here’s the twist: He still wears Madea’s wig between directing 47 projects at once. “Frugal” flies out the window when you gift Oprah a $365K diamond necklace…just because.

3. Dwayne Johnson – $850 Million


The Rock’s bank account is cooking with $850M—and it smells like tequila and WWE sweat! This muscle-bound maestro turned $12.5M per Fast & Furious paycheck into a volcano of cash. Seven Bucks Productions? More like Seven Bucks PRINTING PRESS. Even his Teremana tequila brand rakes in $1B annually. Let that sink in.

His idea of “light cardio”? Buying a $28M Encino estate with a ½-mile driveway. Oh, and he casually gifted Mom a $4.6M Georgia mansion. Jumanji money? More like “Jumanji, pay for my private jet’s jet fuel!”

4. Tom Cruise – $650 Million


Tom Cruise isn’t just running from explosions—he’s sprinting toward a $650M fortune. The Top Gun titan demands 20% of a movie’s backend, meaning Maverick’s $1.5B box office? Ka-CHING. He even owns a literal UFO-shaped Scientology bunker…because why not?

Dude’s got six Gulfstream jets but still does his own stunts. Priorities! Remember that time he “gifted” Nicole Kidman a $4M divorce settlement? Pocket change when you’re buying entire villages in Telluride. Couch-jumping pays, kids.

5. George Clooney – $550 Million


George Clooney’s $550M proves that Batman can win—if he sells tequila for $1B. Casamigos? More like Casa-ka-CHING! The Oscar winner turned lake Como naps into a liquor empire, then dumped it to Diageo for a cool $700M. Not bad for a guy who once slept in a friend’s closet!

Now he’s buying $100M Lake Como villas and flying Amal in a $325K electric Audi. Oh, and he once mailed 14 pals $1M each IN CASH. “Ocean’s 14: The IRS Strikes Back” coming soon…

6. Adam Sandler – $440 Million


Adam Sandler’s $440M is proof that critical bombs = financial nukes. Netflix handed him $425M for four “movies” where he wears basketball shorts. Grown Ups? More like Grown Bank Accounts! Even his 1996 Happy Gilmore check still drips royalties.

Sandler’s “frugal”? He dropped $13M on a Pacific Palisades pad…then bought a $22M Malibu shack for “quiet time.” Quiet time = counting $300K-per-stand-up-show cash. Not bad for a guy whose idea of fashion is cargo jorts.

7. Robert De Niro – $430 Million


De Niro’s $430M isn’t just from yelling “You talkin’ to me?”—it’s from OWNING Manhattan. The Oscar winner’s Nobu empire (55 locations!) and Greenwich Hotel (where rooms cost $1,500/night) print more money than Goodfellas’ Lufthansa heist.

But Bobby’s not all biz. He’s suing ex-assistant for “rewarding herself” with 5M airline miles. Priorities! Meanwhile, he’s charging $12M per film to play mobsters…while actually BEING a mobster (hotel tycoon edition).

8. Sylvester Stallone – $420 Million


Sly’s $420M proves that Rocky’s punch-drunk hustle works IRL. The Expendables king pockets $20M upfront + 15% backend for every grunt. But his secret sauce? Selling Balboa’s image for $300M+ in merch. Even Creed couldn’t knock that hustle!

His Florida mega-mansion ($35M) has a “Rambo room” with actual knives. Because when you’ve got 200 cars (including Rocky’s Mercedes), you need weaponized décor. Divorce cost him $80M? Just another day at the (cash) gym.

9. Arnold Schwarzenegger – $400 Million


Arnold’s $400M journey: from “I’ll be back” to “I’ll be RICH.” The Terminator’s Planet Hollywood stake alone ballooned into $100M. Add $30M Governor salaries (kidding—he did it for free!) and $20M movie comebacks. But his real flex? Owning a tank. Yes, a TANK.

Divorce from Maria Shriver cost him $250M? No sweat when you’ve got a $12M Brentwood compound with a cigar lounge. “Hasta la vista, baby” applies to budgets, clearly.

10. Keanu Reeves – $380 Million


Keanu’s $380M proves niceness pays. The Matrix glitch in the system scored him $260M alone. John Wick? More like John Stack! But instead of yachts, he buys vintage motorcycles (he owns 8) and gives crew members $10K Rolexes.

His “modest” $8M Hollywood Hills home? Just a pit stop between gifting $31M to cancer researchers. Motorcycle company? Charity donations? Who needs a private island when you’ve got a heart of gold…plated with platinum earnings.

11. Leonardo DiCaprio – $375 Million


Leo’s $375M is what happens when you swap Titanic life rafts for Scorsese collabs. The Wolf of Wall Street bagged him $25M + 10% profits. Inception? $50M+! But his real jackpot: environmental investing. He flipped a $2M island into a $23M eco-resort. Eat the rich? Leo’s grilling Beyond Meat on solar panels.

Dating models half his age? Free! But his $10M yacht rental habit? Not so much. Still, when you’re charging $20M per film, you can afford to sail (and sail, and sail…).

12. Will Smith – $370 Million


Will Smith’s $370M survived the Slap Heard ‘Round the World. Fresh Prince reruns ($30M/year) and Bad Boys paydays ($35M a pop) keep the lights on at his 256-acre Cali compound. But let’s talk about that $42M private jet with a “smoothie bar.” Priorities!

Jada’s “entanglements”? Cost him $900K/month in alimony. Ouch! But when you own a 9-bedroom Philly mansion and a $20M robot butler collection, life’s still a blockbuster.

13. Jackie Chan – $350 Million


Jackie Chan’s $350M proves broken bones = broken banks. The martial arts legend charges $20M per film + 20% of China’s box office. Rush Hour? More like Rush Money! Even his 2016 autobiography sold 20M copies…while he was busy adopting pandas. Normal!

His 40,000-square-foot Shanghai mansion has a karaoke dungeon and a wine cellar guarded by nunchucks. Cars? He owns 300+, including a $2M Lambo he’s too scared to drive. Insurance premiums? Not in Jackie’s stuntman dictionary!

14. Brad Pitt – $340 Million


Brad Pitt’s $340M is the result of stealing scenes—and French vineyards. Plan B Entertainment sold for $350M, funding his $60M Miraval rosé empire. But let’s not forget $30M Fight Club residuals. Rule #1: Talk about your massive wealth!

Post-Angelina divorce? He dropped $40M on a WWII-era LA bunker. Priorities include $16M sculptures and flying 200 bottles of Château La Coste to Cannes. Eat, Pray, Spend!

15. Johnny Depp – $320 Million


Captain Jack’s $320M sank faster than the Black Pearl after $650M lawsuits. But fear not—Dior’s $20M/year cologne deal keeps the rum (and cash) flowing. $33M per Pirates flick built his 45-island Bahamas chain. Yes, ISLANDS.

Amber Heard’s “pledge vs. paid” drama cost him $10M in legal fees…but he’s rebooting with $20M for Beetlejuice 2. Priorities? Owning 70 guitars, a $22M Kentucky horse farm, and a vintage wine collection worth $30M. Savvy?